TBI Alert #8675309

NEWSFLASH

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The official award for TennisWorld's inaugural 10,000th Comment contest has been tracked to Stafford, TX. Weighing approximately 10lbs and sporting a bright yellow ball, this fearsome creature could be coming soon to a home near you!

If a poster should come across this frightening creature, do not attempt to taunt or submit it to your will.  Award is armored and considered highly dangerous to home decor.  Please take all appropriate cautionary measures and do not hesitate to inform proper authorities if award is spotted in your neighborhood.

Description:

• Height: 1' 10"

• Weight: 10 Pounds

• Hair Color: Gray

• Eye Color: Brown

• Identifying Characteristics: Small, pointy ears. May have lost a limb in transit. Armored body plates. Nine vertical stripes. Spiky, long tail. Is wielding felt tennis ball.