The Deuce Club, 11.18



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by Jackie Roe, TW Social Director

Evening, TWibe! How is everyone doing? Counting down the hours until the start of the WTFs? For those of you in London, Jewell has arranged a small WTF TW gathering on Sunday evening; please stop by if you can! Here are the details:

Date: Sunday, 11/19
Time: 4-5 PM
Place: Outside Starbucks at the main O2 entrance

I hope all attendees have a great time, both at the get-together and at the actual event. And as always, I’m happy to post reports or photos from the experience, so feel free to pass them along (just e-mail them here).

Let's step away from the tennis for a moment (it’s what we do best here in the DC, after all) and take in another All About Me TWiber profile. I haven’t posted one of these in ages . . . hope you guys aren't too rusty with the guessing game . . .

Who am I?

Gender: Female

Age: Mature enough to acknowledge greatness

Birthday: Same as Leo Tolstoy

Zodiac sign: See above

Hair color: Now? Ash blonde is all the rage.

Shoe size: I’m blessed—5.5

Occupation: Multi-tasking 24/7

Siblings: Two lovely and caring sisters

Last album you listened to: Back to December by Taylor Swift (that was a while ago)

Last film you saw: Tree of Life

Do you have a significant other?: Yes

Crushes: Not since I was a teenager.

Favorite musician: If I have to choose one above all, Bach.

Favorite film: Bambi (It’ll never get old), Out of Africa (locations and the interpretation of two old GOATS)

Waiting for release: War Horse

Favorite TV show:  The last I finished watching until the ultimate end is Forbrydelsen. I love most of the old comedy shows though.

What you like to do on the weekend: Escape to the country or countries.

Favorite color: Giotto’s color palette in the Scrovegni Chapel

Favorite food: Anything prepared with love and attention to health and presentation—Japanese, French, Italian, some Spanish.

Favorite sport: Tennis, basketball, rugby

Most memorable experience: Standing in front of Taj Mahal against a background of a dark gray and very ominous sky and a rainbow arch framing this monument. Astonishing!

Favorite vacation spot: It depends on so many factors like age, company, and season. I love city trips for culture, entertainment, and shopping. For outside locations actually every country has great potential to become a favorite vacation spot.

Pets: Yes, thank you. (“Don’t be afraid, little one. You are safe with us here. Grant lives many miles away from you.”)

Favorite number: Every one has its uses.

Favorite day: Ditto.

Best feeling in the world: To see (my) children laugh.

Worst feeling in the world: Impotence to make things right.

Love at first sight: I thought so but I was very young. A few years later with the needed mileage and added experiences I found the real one. Forever and it feels like that up until this very moment.

Death: Under certain circumstances, death is something to be welcomed. Normally it comes too soon.

School: Yes and available to everybody in the world.

Long distance relationships: I have relatives and friends all over the globe. Some of them are very welcome when they visit us.

Where do you want to live?: I’m flexible. It’s more a question of where I’m most happy with my loved ones.

Fears: I don’t want to talk about them. Anti-jinx.

Allergies: To bullies and drama queens.

Do you believe in heaven and hell?: Heaven is for those who suffer at the hand of evil people. Hell must exist or otherwise everything that's been promised is a sham.

Do you believe in aliens?: I’m surrounded by them. I swear.

What do you do that makes your friends mad?: Not calling them back immediately. Apparently they don’t have anything else to do.

Bad habits: Yes

Talents: My husband tells everybody who wants to listen that I’m the fastest at packing for travels. FWIW, packing a suitcase is a strategic exercise in maximizing space and minimizing wrinkles. And experience.

Favorite restaurant: How much time do you have?

Most prized possession: My mother. Alive, kicking, and very active at a very old age.

Most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done: For your eyes only, Jackie!

Hard liquor or beer?: Not really

Chicken or turkey?: Seafood

Love or lust?: Lust at first sight. Love is at a different higher level.

What are you thinking at this very moment?: I’ve been thinking for an hour about answering this question. Nothing comes to mind. Pathetic.

Favorite kinds of clothes: Casual. I have to dress formally (and business like) for a living and sometimes it’s a drag.

Have you ever cried in public?: Many times, especially at weddings, funerals, and tennis matches. It’s contagious.

Something you want to do before you die: Watch the northern lights (Aurora borealis) in all their splendor. I've tried already with very little success.

What do you hate: Incivility. I loathe people who abuse power in any shape or form.

What makes you angry: Stupidity shown by the stupidest of the clever but lazy people.

Who would you want to meet?: Pandora. In the ancient Greek mythology she was the first woman to ever walk on earth. It’s said that her curiosity changed the fate of mankind. I blame her husband Epimethius for leaving her home alone. I would love to ask her if Athena’s gift (Hope) is still placed in the urn. It wasn’t a box, FYI.

Who do you miss?: My father. He was charismatic and a natural born leader.

The last person to make you smile: My son coming from holidays tanned and rested and asking if I had missed him. Oh, to be young and carefree!

The last dream you remember: It was a nightmare, so I’ll spare you.

Personal quote: “Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.”

What is the meaning of life?: Waking up every day and making something of it.

Fantastic responses, mystery poster. So, TWibe, who do you think this is? (The photo is also a clue.)

Programming note: Make sure to stop by next Friday for a special post—after all that turkey and shopping, you’ll be primed for some DC fun, right?

Have a terrific weekend, everyone!