This Could Get Ugly

Just in case you thought all that the international tennis press does is belly up to the complimentary buffet and drinks bar and loiter around sponsor tents, honing in on goody bags and such, check out this letter I got a few minutes ago from the WTA:

A prediction: As the event wears on, the photos in those clip booklets are going to get increasingly blurry and {hiccup} the stories are—oops, what was I talking about again?