Yawwwnnnn..

It’s the 20th anniversary of Boris Becker’s first win at Queen’s Club, so when the Wimbledon tuneup is about to start, Becker will celebrate by playing John McEnroe there in an exhibition. It’s apparently because the two never got a chance to play each other on grass—to which I say, “So what?” What did they do, invent the touch volley and atomic serve? Give mankind fire? I smell an Elton John concert in the offing, and an offer of free admission to anyone who shows up wearing your members-only jacket.

It’s time to Moveon.org, John, Boris . . .