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Your Call June 20

By Peter Bodo
Larry's Half-Baked Theory of Evolution by Larry and Joyce Oates, of Benton City, Wash., won the first-place award in the sixth annual Baked, Mashed, or Fried art show at the Adam East Museum and Art Center in Moses Lake, Wash., Friday, Feb. 12, 1999. The entry shows three amphibian-looking potatoes coming out of the water, evolving into a couch potato. (AP Photo/Jeff T. Green)
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Morning, all.  By the time this post goes up, the Wimbledon Singles draws will have been published.  Poster CL had this advice for the Tribe yesterday:

The TW Cupcake Draw Hotline

  • If you think your fav has a cupcake draw please press #1 (This button is almost NEVER pushed)

  • If you think your fav NEEDS a cupcake draw, please press #2 (Also almost never pushed)

  • If you think your fav DESERVES a cupcake draw, please press #3 (Pushed so often as to nearly obilterate the 3)

  • If you think cupcakes are boring, but would be in favor of bran muffins for all, please press #4

  • If you think cupcakes in general are highly overated and of dubious value, please press #5

  • If you would like a cup of coffee with your cupcake, please press #6

  • If you would like a GE with your cupcake, please press #8. (Assuming you still can.)

  • If you would like to speak to an operator, please hang up and call 1-Dead Equine. (Ask for Big Brown.)

Your Call is the daily thread specifically for the purpose of getting together on the cyber-sofa to discuss or call ongoing matches, and go off-topic if you like as well.  Enjoy all tennis-related activities!

-- Andrew Burton